Poems Written to Amuse

Remember to duck after you make a smart remark

Poetry affords us a respite in which we may gather renewed strength for the old struggle to adapt ourselves to reality.           Robert Haven Schauffler

Political Thoughts on the Plight of Women
                                                          
respectfully submitted by Susan R. Grout 2012
 can be sung to John Prines' "Dear Abby" or any other song in that tempo...

Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh
oh, how you should blush
when speaking to women
your voice ought to hush
Instead of the lambast we've grown to expect,
try speaking more softly and show some respect.

Rush Limbaugh can't hear ya that much is clear
his forging prescriptions has wrecked both his ears
he says most women are bound to be sluts
as a convicted felon he should keep his mouth shut.

Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh
oh, how you should blush
when speaking to women
your voice ought to hush
Instead of the lambast we've grown to expect,
try speaking more softly and show some respect.

On his radio program he's usually yelling
please always remember he's a pill popping felon
now he's apologizing to every Barbara and Ellen
because all the ad men reject what he's selling
[and he makes as much sense as a casaba melon.]


Another Small Observation for Womankind

A little man caused a small sensation
Enraging women in this nation
Saying "girls, if you please
Prevent all babies with your  knees,
Squeeze 'em tight and then say freeze!"

I think you'll all agree with me
that this is just pure lunacy
and if procreation is the key
surely the aspirin between the knees
can't keeps you from the birds and bees.

Susan R. Grout   2012


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